Tuesday, 28 February 2012

15 mostly funny quotes about living, life, and the human condition

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~ Buddha

Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.~Jack Buck

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~Mark Twain

I think I've discovered the secret of life -you just hang around until you get used to it .~Charles M Schulz

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.~Will Rogers

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred…..Woody Allen

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat .~Lily Tomlin

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.~Abraham Lincoln

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.~George Carlin

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.~Charlie Brown

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.~George Carlin

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."~Charles M Schulz

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. ~Murphy's Law

No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.~George Carlin

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.~Robert Frost

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